From the Bitches Auxiliary: Black-Market Cupcakes

Pssst.......Hey You!
"Me?"
:quietly: Yeah, you! Want a cupcake?
"Sure! Thanks! You are the best ever! It has a LOT of frosting and hardly any cake, but mmmmmmmm delicious! I'm so happy you are doing this! You-Ra-Rah!" :nomnomnom:

Psst........Hey You!
"Me?"
:quietly: Yeah, you! Want a cupcake?
" Who made it? Are the ingredients organic? Does it come from a licensed kitchen? What flavors are available? It would be nice if I could choose my own frosting. How many other cupcake eaters chose the same kind as I? Is this the same cupcake everyone else is getting? You took a poll awhile ago, is this reflecting the results of what people want, or is this your own cupcake idea? I may be allergic to some of your new flavors, can you tell me the exact ingredients?"

Psst........Hey You!
"Me?"
:quietly: Yeah, you! Want a cupcake?
"I buy other people's cupcakes but I still have in interest in cupcakes. I think certain cupcake eaters have an agenda, it's the same 9 cupcake eaters always asking questions. Who cares who made it? It's none of your business, you should shut up and take the cupcake and just eat it. If it makes you sick or you have an allergic reaction, then you'll know and you can go get your cupcakes somewhere else!"

Feeling lucky?

"Damn you, Etsy Slot Machine...I keep feeding you my .20 cents and all I keep getting are two cupcakes and a hammock..."

We loved KreatedbyKarina's post so much, we present this humble graphic:

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Quotables: The Great Cupcake Controversy of 4th of July Weekend

There can be only one

there's only one person in the whole world who can paint a picture of a cupcake?

Vigilante

I don't think it was a very effective solution, since now there are probably all kinds of people searching for the painting you described and making their own judgements which could lead to hurting other innocent cupcake art sellers' reputations.

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From The Auxiliary Guild: How to make a cupcake!

One of our readers, Wisteroni, sent us the link to the video she made to make fun of The Hammock Video

It's so damn funny I don't recommend you drink or eat during it - or after!

Quotable Quotes: Fussy Analysis

I'm starting to think that there are aliens among us:

"Fusspots fuss. If they keep on, they will become a Fuss. Nothing but Fuss! Misery does love company, Misery likes to evangelize, but I'm not buying what Misery is selling. I like being happy. I like my attitude of gratitude! Yay!"