Nope, not us

Someone has made an account on Etsy using the name "EtsyBitch". It's not us.

We keep our bitching here, off-Etsy. If we have something to say, we say it here. We don't break Etsy rules and we sure as shit don't use lame-ass sock puppets.

We'll take ten

Cost of one fraudulent Etsy listing:
$0.20

Percentage taken by Etsy when fraudulent listing sells:
3.5%

One hour of minimum wage for Etsy admin to ignore seller-provided proof of fraud and edit fraudulent sold listing
$7.15

Artistic revenge on Etsy admin by a pissed-off lampworker:
absolutely fucking priceless