You are an assferret. You have atrocious grammar skills. We often wonder who taught you English and how in the fuck you manage to mangle it so fucking badly.
Now, you insult us and say "5 minutes to 5 years" as an acceptable time to wait for a response?? Just because you have to multitask???!!!??? Fucking fail, you stupid ass whore.
Find that gem of a fucking response here.
No, we're not holding back. You are a stupid motherfucking piece of shit. You and your cohorts insult all of us at every fucking turn. Don't think we don't know that you fucking make fun of us (that means all of us non-favorites - not just EB) behind our backs. Prancing through forums posting passive aggressive responses to Etc Regs - knowing full fucking well that they couldn't answer you. Checking this blog obsessively when we post and then attempting to make yourselves feel better about what we say.
Well, here - its out in the open - you are a failure at Customer Service. You wouldn't know good CS skills if it bit you in the ass and then waved hello at you afterwards. You are an utter failure. The only reason Etsy keeps you around is because you fit into their inner clique - not because you are actually good at what you do. You are a clone - just like the rest.. A dirty hipster clone.
Come work in our world honey, because we would eat you alive and spit you out like the trash you are.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Posted by The Sneaky One at 5:48 PM