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I am SO the boss of you! said...
Etsy is like a box of stale chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
Wende said...
Oh geeze, cut Cupcake boy some slack. You know he meant to say, "63 people are making a living off the backs of 200,000 sellers."
eclipse said...
nail polish on men is hot, but NOT coral. Black or silver or cobalt blue. Coral is for old ladies at the early bird dinner in Boca Raton.
emndyaz said...
I am SO glad I do not have to have
A)sex
or
B)Christmas
with him.
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I'd have sex with him. It's been a while.
"I'd have sex with him. It's been a while."
No matter how long it's been I just couldn't do it, you know he'd have to re-invent the sex wheel ala re inventing customer service etsy style.
Or branding ala etsy style.
Or paypal checkout ala etsy style.
Or legal takes ala etsy style...
Must I go on?
The sex would be weird, awkward, unattractive, maddening, badly planned and implemented.
It would probably last about as long as the etsy Constitution did.
The only good thing about it would be that you could rest assured he'd never call you afterwards.
Ala etsy customer service.
;p
Ew.
I wonder if he is groomed or it's like a bozo dick with an orange afro and red tipped nose...
*holds tightly to steampunk helmut while hurling*
he haw said. . .
The only good thing about it would be that you could rest assured he'd never call you afterwards.
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LMAO
Alltel has a commercial with two guys having a very effeminate fight (bitch-slappin) and the redhaired one just makes me think of Rob. they wind up chasing each other around and are just so weird...
Where's that sheep costume?
impetuous, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. You guys please stop talking about sex and rokali even in the same paragraph. You are scarring my psyche.
The horror. The horror.
Um. Yeah. Sort of like sex with Alfred E. Neuman.
*ick*
ew ew ew
(not ewe, ewe, ewe.)
Can't we constructively criticize and bitch about all the significant shortcomings of etsy and the founder without resorting to attacks on the imagery of his genitals or screwing?
I'm bracing myself for the inevitable comments about "shortcomings" now.
But seriously.
Digressing into speculating on grooming of his junk is really gross.
I agree. I really don't want to speculate about anyone's "junk grooming".
*laughing and throwing up at the same time*
pls
enough with the founder's pubes!
i read this stuff over breakfast
ewwww
Maybe we should discuss what xmas at the rokali house is like now.
I think I see stolen copyright presents beneath the tree for all the good kool aid drinking boys and girls!
And is that a turkey flavored cupcake I smell baking in the oven?
;p
"Remember, behind every avatar is a human being with feelings"
Even lying, stealing creeps with deformed genitals and strange closet hobbies have feelings.
aforementioned bitchslap vid . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfQvHLCqB78
Guess you don't get out much, but Rob is Jewish, I read that in the Storque, so it must be true.
No Christmas at his house.
Christmas as Rob's house
fugly sweaters, plaid pants, and everyone had to sit on Rob's "lap" too get their "present".
*shudder*
*full body heave*
Disturbing.
"Dear God, please make it stop"
not enough lube?
Ok later gators I feel like I need to scrub myself in bleach after looking at those pictures.
ujftlx"Ok later gators I feel like I need to scrub myself in bleach after looking at those pictures."
Tru Dat!
Oh man.
That was rough.
hey, i have just been thanked for paying my etsy bill!
Im pretty sure the 'payment received' page never used to say thankyou before.
it feels good.just had to share that.
new moves?
Eclipse, that was mental-abuse. I will have those images in my mind now whenever I think of Santa.
UCK!!!!!!!!!!
i love you all said:
"Can't we constructively criticize and bitch about all the significant shortcomings of etsy and the founder without resorting to attacks on the imagery of his genitals or screwing?"
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Some of us can. Some of us can't. If you want to tell people what to do there's always Site Help in the forums available to you. Of course you'll have to get around BeaG first but at least you won't have to hear about Rokali's junk.
I should bill Etsy for the years of counseling I will now need after looking at those pictures
Ahhhhh My Eyes!!!!!
Gee, Eclipse, thanks *NOT* for the nightmare pics!
Looks like he had a thing for eyeliner before he discovered the coral nailpolish. How very 80's metalhead of him
impetuous said...
I wonder if he is groomed or it's like a bozo dick with an orange afro and red tipped nose...
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Some of us wonder. Some of us don't. If you want to wonder and ask other people if they wonder too, there's always Site Help in the forums available to you. Of course you'll have to get around BeaG first telling you that you should ask such a question more politely (and she'll slip in some bragging about her incredible success), but the topic is sure to liven up the forums.
And we all know that the admins are busy respecting their weekends so the thread won't be locked down quickly.
Would the question of rokali's pubes go in Site Help, Critiques or Etc?
impetuous said...
I wonder if he is groomed or it's like a bozo dick with an orange afro and red tipped nose...
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Some of us wonder. Some of us don't. If you want to wonder and ask other people if they wonder too, there's always Site Help in the forums available to you. Of course you'll have to get around BeaG first telling you that you should ask such a question more politely (and she'll slip in some bragging about her incredible success), but the topic is sure to liven up the forums.
And we all know that the admins are busy respecting their weekends so the thread won't be locked down quickly.
Would the question of rokali's pubes go in Site Help, Critiques or Etc?
hmmm... I posted earlier today and it never showed up!
I have to say the subject of this thread is making me VIMM!
still love you, imp..... said...
Would the question of rokali's pubes go in Site Help, Critiques or Etc?
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I like Techniques and Materials, or maybe Promotions, especially a SNS or BNR thread.
still love you, imp..... said...
"Would the question of rokali's pubes go in Site Help, Critiques or Etc?"
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Well logically I think it would have to go in the "ewww gross" thread. It's on roughly the same level of grossness as a pilonidal cyst.
But please don't do it because anyone who gets that thread locked is in big trouble from everyone who loves the precious hair splinter and all it's squicky brethren.
Rob Kalin - When Jews go bad!
I'll daven for his neshama, he needs all the rachmanas he can get!
"Would the question of rokali's pubes go in Site Help, Critiques or Etc?"
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I think here on Etsy Bitch will do but if you think you can slip that question into the forums, more power to you. If you run out of material I am also curious about his anus aka "The Ring Of Fire"
Your poll is up, Love.
http://indienightmares.blogspot.com/
Wow, the visuals from these comments *shudder*.
;)
Impetuous - Not that I'm a big Johnny Cash fan or anything . . . but I certainly will never hear "Ring of Fire" in quite the same way ever again!
I take it back.
It's GROSSER than a pilonidal cyst.
I'm sorry! When I think about having sex with someone, please re-read the comments to understand why I even went there, I think about JUNK.
Now I am "wondering" and "curious" about how YOU have sex... With your clothes on?
Furthermore, it is not MY fault that Rokali most likely has a bozo dick and ring of fire!
If you are truly grossed out by this, I would just stop discussing it because seriously, I could keep going. I haven't even fully explored the possible names for his ball sack yet.
LOL! Ebbandflo brings it home!!
okay thats pretty funny ebb
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