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Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Another Homerun Video from Wristeroni
Posted by The Cranky One at 11:10 AM
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42 Comments:
I started falling off my chair around the RevolvingDork credit!
But those are some sweet look-a-likes.
HaHa-
wristeroni you should quit your dayjob and write for Saturday Night Live.
ROFLMAO! Priceless.
When I tried to watch it said ' video no longer available' :(
I did see it before it was removed.
I can't see the video, so I am sad. why is it no longer available?
It says video not available now. What's up?
No longer available?! *sob*
Delete my last comment, the video is working for me now! :)
HELLA funny!
This is seriously getting funny.
Seriously.
OMG! This is just hilarious! I am trying to control my laughter here. Don't wanna wake everyone up!
Wisteroni, you are awesome with the video production. You matched the characters perfectly. Especially Rokali and Daniellexo!
I request a swimmy one next, swimming in a toilet of turds with familiar faces.
OMG. I'm psychic. See my last comment on the 'death shroud' post.
Prince Harry!
*faints*
If I can stop laughing, there is this irresistable urge to dunk pigtails in indelible ink.
Oscar! Emmy! Standing Ovation!
very clever and no doubt time consuming. I was a little disappointed that an episode didn't begin...
LOVE it! Great casting job.
Excellent! But what about Lucy Liu as the at-home mom from a developing nation selling her hand-sewn -- but qnantity priced -- clothing items made in her tiny appartment in a never-ending series of Etsy shops. With the manufacturers' brand logos on the professional promo pics? I feel that a sales rep from a large mfg company posing as a crafter is fair game for satire, just like the staff.
Luved the the disclaimer msg at the end. That was perfect!
OMG, wristeroni, you are BRILLIANT! That is hilarious!
You are going to win an Oscar AND an Emmy in the same year. You go girl!
Prince Harry = Rokali, priceless!
Wendy, you are brilliant! When is the season premiere? I want to make sure I have popcorn and a front seat!
the dated waka-waka in the music is effing priceless.
*Standing O*
WONDERFUL casting!
I thought Prince Harry as Mr. Swimmy was the best ... until I saw John Lennon as RobWhite. THAT had me pounding my desk while I HOWLED with laughter.
(and I happen to be right fond of Mr. White ... but that was BRILL.)
Thankfully I had visited the bathroom right before checking EB's latest gems *Evil Grin*
Glad you liked it. I have an idea for another one; but I'm SO BEHIND at work it might have to wait for the weekend.
BTW, Bre and Anda (I think, anyway) have posted comments on YouTube.
Anda as Shelley Duvall is classic!
Episode next!
comedy gold!
Though, now Im afraid my weekly Maggie Gylenhall dreams will now be filled with her locking threads ;)
and Stella's was perfect!
That was so fun!!!!
Thanks a lot!! (going to go watch it again!)
I can't begin to say how perfect this video is. So very right on...
It's hard to type while laughing so hard...the tears...
Can't wait for the next one!
Those were just right on - I've thought prince harry and john lennon myself, lol.
And, I'm just self centered enough to wonder who the great wisteroni would do ME as...hmmm... :)
Hysterical! Keep 'em coming! :)
Oh no, not my Hot Ginge!!! Maybe Carrot Top, but, not my Gingey!
Hahahahaha perfection!
I was going to suggest Rosie O'Donnell but Kelly Osbourne works too.
Shelly Duvall!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
You did it again!
Thanks for another priceless piece of entertainment! My only problem....Price Harry is too charming (and grown-up) for the role. But on looks alone, that one was my biggest LOL.
AWESOME
farking brilliant!
I don't laugh out loud at much, but this was SO funny - and very well done too. The "Dallas" theme music was a perfect fit.
Hee hee, I don't think Anda's smart enough to get why Shelley Duvall is perfect - or to get that she's got the most minimized role. But wow, that's right on.
Shelley Duval as Anda made my day. Those creepy big eyes. She should have been holding a creepy, overexposed baby, though.
This is brilliant. Thanks!
I laughed, I cried, I am putting my crafting on hold until the next episode!
Absolutely fabulous!!! My favorite is lukas rossi as the revolving dork, oh tooooooooooo funny...we want more vids...
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