Anonymous old hippie bitch said...
C'mon, EB. That disaster from Vanessa deserves its own post!
What if "old" was replaced with "fat"?
Hi!!!:) This is your favorite cute admin, Cupcake Head! We have a
long layover in Hicksville, so we thought we'd feature our fatter
demographic. After all, you've got 'em there!
We're not looking for cute, skinny, hip crafters like us. We want
big-ass boomers who do traditional crafts like whittlin' and chewed
I'm dreaming of the 600 lb man who can't leave his house, but
still makes knit beer can hats.
Convo us, fatties!
forum rubbernecker said...
Good grief! I am really smart and even I won't try etching metal. With apologies to those without health insurance, I can see the forum posts now:
"Help, I got acid in my eye doing the Etsy metal etching tutorial they gave online, do you think it will stop eating away my eyeball eventually? I don't have health insurance and a doctor's visit will cost too much"
"Thank goodness I live in Canada where healthcare is free"
"Maybe see how much of your eyeball is left on Monday and then call a doctor"
"OMG, I am so sorry this happened"
"Once I got pickle juice in my eye and it hurt so bad, I know how you feel"
And so on .........