This is exactly what happens when one starts drinking and hanging out in the forums.
Don't mess with the gerbil
I may be a pacifist, but I'm a REALLY aggressive one!
Cupcakes vs Fusspots
You'd better be careful.....some of us can spew fairy dust out of our arses and we know how to us it ;)
.....we just don't know how to spell the word *use*
So much for sharing anything with that neighbor. Do not let her borrow your tools, y' know?