Friday, December 19, 2008

EB comment of the season

forum rubbernecker!

Everybody sing now....

Grandma got run over by some hipsters
While trying to do some shopping Christmas Eve
All their gloves were fingerless
And in temps of 20, I believe

She'd been been shopping for some fun stuff
And they begged her not to buy
But she said " I'm still alive"
And poked her manicured finger in their eye

When we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
She'd been forced into a rocker
With a quilted pillow at her back

Grandma got run over by some hipsters
While trying to do some shopping Christmas Eve
All their gloves were fingerless
And in temps of 20, I believe

Now we're all so proud of grandpa
He ain't taking it too well
He's gonna tell those hipsters
To eff off and go to
.....

It's not Christmas without rockers
For the old folks you know
And we can't help but wonder
Will the hipsters eat their crow?

Grandma got run over by some hipsters
While trying to do some shopping Christmas Eve
All their gloves were fingerless
And in temps of 20, I believe


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12 Comments:

Angel said...

ROFDyingLaughing

kibbles said...

*snort*

The Dangerous Mezzo said...

Oh yeah.

eclipse said...

On the 12th day of Etsymas my secret admirer gave to me:
12 spammers spamming
11 panties bunching
10 admins locking
9 chunky cowls
8 sock puppets
7 vintage suitcases
6 gocco bicycles
5 stacking oxidized rings!
4 felt mustaches
3 brown owls
2 fingerless gloves
and a bird in a leafless pear tree!

Alorinna said...

OMG, you are KILLING ME!!!

between the song here and Eclipse's - I'm dying here...

forum rubbernecker said...

On the 12th day of Etsymas my secret admirer gave to me:
12 spammers spamming
11 panties bunching
10 admins locking
9 chunky cowls
8 sock puppets
7 vintage suitcases
6 gocco bicycles
5 stacking oxidized rings!
4 felt mustaches
3 brown owls
2 fingerless gloves
and a bird in a leafless pear tree!
___________
AWESOME Eclipse!! Maybe we could do an "Etsybitch" CD

palleikodesigns said...

Ok that was AWESOME!!!!!

Eveline said...

That was brilliant!

are-they-serious said...

OMG eclipse your 12 Days is so right on the mark it's killing me over here.

Top Shelf Totes said...

Both songs are perfection!

another boomer with $ said...

Why bother going to Etsy at all anymore? Reading EB is so much more fun :-)

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