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So now the brickwall's gone, maybe the wording on the new "Oopsie Page" * could be made a little bolder? More colorful? More descriptive?
HEY YOU! YES, YOU!
Don't waste your time looking for this username here.
- This user quit Etsy in disgust.
- This user quit Etsy in protest.
- This user was a sockpuppet.
- This user was hounded unfairly by other Etsians and is no longer with us.
- This user was forced to make a buyer account to purchase something here, and closed it immediately afterwards.
- This user has finally figured out that for the money she pays Etsy, she could have and promote her own website, not someone else's.
- This user was a spammer.
- This user was a bastard reseller and got shitcanned really quickly for it.
- This user was a bastard reseller and got shitcanned only after a huge internet protest embarrassed Etsy into removing her.
- This user mouthed off to Anda/DanielleXO/Rokali once too often and got shitcanned for it.
- This user has retired to an ashram in South Dakota with no internet access. The very mention of shrinky dink, cupcakes or plushies makes her tic act up.
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* thanks for the moniker, Impetuous
16 Comments:
lol at "makes her tic act up"
This is brilliant! I'd love to see that up there. Ha!
Hey, buyers have a sense of humor too.......right?
Ima laughing right now!!
I'd like statement #1 on my error page, thank you!
Very funny -- and so true -- all of them!
Seriously. She just sits there, in lotus position, twitching.
It's sad, man, what too many cupcakes can do to a person.
HAAAAAAAAA!
It should be Montana not South Dakota!
Too funny!!
And right on the mark.
peldyn:
You're thinking of her *sister*. Her sister's in Montana.
LOL, my bad. I wonder if her tic is related to Tourette's?
Just reading about shrinky dink (whatever the heck it is) GIVES me a tic :)
Very funny!
Too funny...
glad I could contribute.
drunk on sake.
go on without me.
will post when sober.
I'll take #6, please!
I just made my first sale on my own website, and I'm a bit giddy.
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