Friday, July 18, 2008

From the Bitches Auxiliary: Etsy Sing-a-Long!

Etsy Cheer
Written by LElleV

Oh Etsy, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Etsy.
Hey Etsy.
Oh Etsy, you're so right, you're so right I bow in line. Hey Etsy,
Hey Etsy.
Oh Etsy, you incite, you incite I lose my mind. Hey Etsy, Hey Etsy.
Oh Etsy, you ignite, you ignite I blow my mind. Hey Etsy.

Hey Etsy!

I've been browsin' 'round all night, and that's a little long.
We think that you are the light, but I think we've got it wrong.
Why can't we say goodnight, so I can get some sleep, Etsy?
'Cause when we promo to sell, it always seems it won't.
You're listing gives me bills, buy supplies, baby don't.
Many nights you still - feed insomnia, Etsy.
Oh Etsy, what a pity, they don't understand.
You hold me by my dreams, when I sell things by my hand.
Oh Etsy, all so pretty, can't they understand.
No site's like you, Etsy!
What you should do Etsy, do Etsy!
Don't crush my dreams, Etsy!

Hey Etsy!

Now you've been down all night, and that's a little long.
We check you 'til the light, I think our sanity is gone.
Why can't we get offline, so I can get to work, Etsy?
So come on and fix your issues, work harder on the tech.
Fix your server back up, we'll sacrifice fluff excess.
Oh please, Etsy, please, we'll accept the rest, Etsy.

Oh Etsy, what a pity, you don't understand.
You hold me by my dreams, when I sell things by my hand.
Oh Etsy, you're so pretty, you don't understand.
Your site's way too flashy!
What you should do Etsy, do Etsy!
Don't break modem speed, Etsy!
Oh Etsy, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow modems. Hey Etsy.
Hey Etsy.
Still Etsians think you're the light, you're so tight, they bow in
line. Hey Etsy, Hey Etsy.
Oh Etsy, you incite, you incite I lose my mind. Hey Etsy, Hey Etsy.
Oh Etsy, you ignite, you ignite I blow my mind. Hey Etsy.
Oh Etsy, what a pity, they don't understand.
You hold me by my dreams, when I sell things by my hand.
Oh Etsy, all so pretty, can't they understand.
No site's like you, Etsy!
What you should do Etsy, do Etsy!
Don't crush my dreams, Etsy!

2 Comments:

hella said...

this is absolutely brilliant!!

i wonder what toni basil is up to these days...

Morrigan said...

Oh gods, now I have that tune stuck in my brain....