From the Bitches Auxiliary: Service with a Smile

Storque Featured Article:

Service Tips for Sellers: Promoting Repeat Business

Oh, Etsy, I could not resist a re-write:

Service Tips for Etsy: Treating Your Sellers like the Professional
Businesses That They Are

or

Service Tips for Etsy: How to talk to sellers like they're adults and
please stop insulting them with your cutesy wootsey LOVE YA! notes and
general nastiness.

or

Service Tips for Etsy: You Don't Really Expect Stores Here to Be
Professional When you Have No Idea What That Means

or

Service Tips for Etsy: You Sure Can Dish It Out When You Have A
Tantrum, But You Sure Can't Take The Truth About How You Treat Your
Own Sellers Like Crap