Who are the Bitches of Etsy?

We know you're wondering, but these are not the droids you're looking for.

EtsyBitch is not one mortal human, but a powerful ten-headed hydra of pure bitch that can peel paint off a Russian submarine at 500 yards. We know all. We see all. We have web trackers and TiVo and make a mean cappuccino. Hear us roar.

We know you like puzzles, so I will give you ten about us as if as I were dangling steak in front of a starving vegetarian:

1. There is a cock in every hen house. One Etsy Bitch is a bastard.
   
2. One of by sea, two of by night, Three like sweet tea.
   
3. The eye of the deer cries tears of a twisted clown.
4. The youngest one has curls of gold, like their mother.
5. Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
6. Frisky is risky while glitter has fun, shifty is thrifty while crabby has none
7. No Teatons, tamales, timapanis or tatas in The Temple
8. Meanwhile in Oz, the sun also shines on the Wicked.
9. Sunlight is bright, moonlight is romantic, Delite is addictive and tastes like fantastic
10. If Ibsen is spotted standing in The City lost and found call 0761312846.