Wednesday, May 28, 2008

It's not me, it's you.

Have you ever wondered what goes through RevolvingDork's head when we complain about a technical error on Etsy? I figure it goes a little something like this:

  • Next time make sure to clear your cache.
  • If that doesn't work, reboot your computer.
  • If that doesn't work, make sure you have all updates for your computer.
  • If that doesn't work, download Mozilla Firefox, Opera, Unix, delete Vista and go back to XP.
  • If that doesn't work, shut down your computer, unplug everything, replug everything, turn your computer back on.
  • If that doesn't work, shut down your computer, leave your house, drive to your local computer retailer, spend at least $500 on a new computer, drive home, plug in, start up.
  • If that doesn't work, you might as well just hang yourself because it sure as hell isn't a problem on OUR end.

5 Comments:

impetuous said...

reboot...that's so 1995.

The Angsty One said...

You gotta wonder if he uses the word "Return" instead of "Enter".
;)

impetuous said...

collections category is on hold...everybody take a second and reboot.

The Incredulous One said...

You may want to check with your ISP. We've been unable to replicate the bug on our end.

impetuous said...

This is a chunk the "content" section of the TOU. Is it me or did I give Etsy my first born in their somewhere...

You grant Etsy a non-exclusive, worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, sublicensable (through multiple tiers) right to exercise the copyright, publicity, and database rights (but no other rights) you have in the Content, in any media now known or not currently known, with respect to your Content.