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20 Comments:
That is a goddamn work of art.
someone pleeeaaassee put in an Alchemy request for this!
*gigglesnort* Hoo boy!
Laughing so hard I'm CRYING. SRSLY.
Someone should send that to Jared and ask him to make it into a Flash app.
LOVE LOVE LOVE this !!!
:D
27 - Fecking brilliant idea! :D
To use this as a drinking game, one would tempt alcohol poisoning.
The whole of Etsy is turning into a drinking game.
Upload isn't working, have a drink.
Copyright violation, have a drink.
Commercial and mass produced, have a drink.
Search is weird, have a drink.
Policies disappear, have a drink.
Closing shop, have a drink.
It's not us, it's you, have alcohol poisoning.
hahahahahha! i keep landing on 'create creepy avatar'...
Beautiful.
This is great! Y'all are awesome!
That's hilarious. I wish it would actually spin that would bring me a lot of help each day.
I wish I had a good temperament, so I could be like "man, why don't you use your time on positive things" but my real temperament is so that I'm like hahahaha, update blacklist!!!
It's so colorful! I can't look away!
Heavens, I am so glad I've found you! I adore the WWSD thing-a-ma=jig (although I agree, it should spin :)
Whatever some people on the Fora may say, I think you're very funny!
Far more helpful and impressive than the INSANE button Admin slapped together to openly insult a member.
*drinks*
OMG, priceless! PRICELESS.
That is f'ing fabulous.
FABULOUS!
Oh.
My.
God.
That is just classic.
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