Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Report this post... additional options that are needed.

Why are you reporting this post?

  • Thread is in the wrong section of the forums.
  • Post discusses private matters (transaction details, feedback, copying, etc).
  • Post is abusive or insulting to another member.
  • Post negatively "calls out" a specific user by name or identifiable hints.
  • Post is from an alternate or "sock puppet" account.

I'm sorry, but there are just not enough options for reporting a post. We at Etsy Bitch have come up with some of our own that really need to be implmented.

  • Post describes body cheese in intimate detail
  • Post uses those goddamn fucking little hearts
  • Post asks a rhetorical question everyone damn well knows the answer to
  • Post is blatant sympathy-seeking whine
  • Post is blatant attention-whoring smut
  • Post is blatant promo thinly disguised as a question
  • Post is by Rokali
  • Post is signed at bottom when everyone already knows who is posting it
  • Post is thinly veiled attempt at a threat from admin
  • Post is extremely too much fail for this early in the morning
  • Post hurts my brain, make it stop
  • Post needs serious spell checking and/or language translation

Report this entire thread:

  • Entire thread has turned into a trainwreck, please stop the gawking
  • Entire thread is pointless, please mute original poster for wasting time & oxygen
Any others you would like to see added to the pile?


The Cranky One said...

This thread is brown nosing another user so gratuitously that they need to find a vicar that marries homosexuals.

The Kinky One said...

This post is a BnR. Please have the OP shot out of a water cannon.

The Astounded One said...

entire thread has gone circular 3 times, please insert lolcat and close.

~B.Z. said...

GREAT suggestions, but I am going to have to point out that I actually DO two of your " Offenses " :P

So you don't like the little hearts ?
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
On the very rare occasion that someone actually makes an intelligent comment, I like to throw a heart or two at that person :D

I also sometimes sign my posts when too many newbies are spelling out Blondezillabeads4fun when addressing me :P

I guess I always have HOPE that they may pick up on the fact that " B.Z. " saves them a few braincells and a lot of time when typing a response to me ;>)

Otherwise, I think your suggestions should definitely be implemented !!


Anonymous said...

A SPAM option, like for reporting "Mia"'s posts when she was spreading her web-site spam all over the forums.

And an option for avatars that have disgusting-looking children or babies on them. I don't mean disgusting just because they're children (well, I kinda do), but ones that are making stupid faces or are smeared in baby food or something.

The Disgruntled One said...

Poster sells diaper cakes.

'Nuff said.

impetuous said...

post takes focus off handmade

Peldyn said...

post is taking all the focus off of ME!

Or alternately, poster is a fecking attention whore, shut her the fuck up!

27 said...

1. Post contains patronizing bullsh*t telling others how to run their business.

2. Post contains excessive passive aggressive behavior.

3. Poster has confused Etsy forums with their personal blog.

Recoverybabe said...

Poster is me.

Tatyana said...

poster wrote "why..." as the subject.