Omg omg omg!

I'm standing out here on the street now in front of Etsy's Brooklyn headquarters for the past 6 hours.

I have this big box of Swimmy's I made from papier mache using pics of him from all those magazines, leftover fast food wrappers (that I snuck out of the trash after I followed him last week), and sparkles! Lots of sparkles! Each swimmy filled with locks of my hair, a little love poem and a Hershey kiss!

Rokali! Come outside! I have presents for you! I'm the one dressed as a giant pink cupcake!